He’s A Catch

I’m going to treat this post like a compliment sandwich about Andrew: I’m going to tell you how awesome he is, tell a potentially hilarious-yet-humiliating story, and then say something sweet and sentimental so he knows I’m not mocking him. Except that I am. But only in the middle!

If you’re new around these parts, Andrew is my boyfriend of a year and a half. In all seriousness, Andrew is incredibly smart. He went to Cornell, got a perfect SAT score, is witty and hilarious and cuddly and adorable. But sometimes, he can be a little ridiculous about his claims of greatness. When we were first together, Andrew regaled me with the tale of how he invented the vintage t-shirt. You know the old, gross kind that look like they’re from Goodwill, but are actually around $37 at Macy’s? Well, Andrew apparently started vintage shopping in high school and collected old t-shirts. He literally has over 100 t-shirts (and thankfully, we have our own closets) that he’s procured over the years. One day, I commented on the sheer number of tees, and asked him why, pray tell, he needed to hang on to a t-shirt from a high school he never attended. Andrew then—I KID YOU NOT—informed me that he was responsible for the vintage t-shirt trend that’s huge across the nation. Simply by wearing them, first in high school, at a small, boarding high school in the middle of Illinois and then at Cornell, he started a trend that has shaped men’s fashion for the past 10 years.

And yep, he actually believes this.

Today, we were driving to sushi, discussing nothing of importance when Andrew casually asked me if he’d ever told me about how he invented GMail. Yes, you did read that correctly: my boyfriend believes that he invented GMail, as in the email provided by Google.

I asked him where he got such a COMPLETELY RIDICULOUS NOTION and he said that when he was in high school, he and a friend used to refer to their email as (this is a direct quote) “their GMail, since they were just a coupla g’s.” And yes, that G is for gangsta.

Andrew, being "gangsta."  Actually, he's imitating James Lipton.  But that doesn't matter, does it?

Of course, I thanked Andrew for inventing all things relevant to the average 20-something, because clearly he is a force not to be reckoned with. The man is golden. First, the vintage t-shirt and then GMail? And these are only the inventions he’s told me about?

Despite his delusional tendencies towards convincing himself that he invented everything cool, he is pretty adorable, and clearly he never, ever fails to make me laugh.



Filed under life with titch

2 responses to “He’s A Catch

  1. Ha! Awesome. My ex-fiance used to (perhaps still does?) claim that he invented all sorts of ridiculous things. Like Man Day. You know that day that is supposed to be like Valentine’s Day for guys? Steak and… *ahem* BJ’s? You’ve heard of this right? He says he started it. It was all his idea. Which reminds me, I think it’s coming up on July 14th if I remember correctly.

  2. I’m sure Google were totally thinking ‘oh yeah, Gansta mail, how awesome would that be! Let’s steal that idea’. Nothing at all to do with the fact Google starts with a ‘g’ too, that was just pure coincidence, a lucky break, happened to work out… lol. Enjoy the rest of your trip, it looks amazing so far!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )


Connecting to %s