Notes from the airport…

So, here I am at the airport, early as per usual! I’m a TOTAL SPAZ while traveling, and I really love to arrive early for flights just in case something happens. This morning was freaking insane, despite my bags being packed and me being basically ready to go, because that’s just how it is. There’s always something to do when you’re leaving. But now, I have oodles of free time prior to departure, and of course, I have a gem of a story to share.

Yesterday was a Very Special Day because I got an iPhone! Andrew upgraded to the new one and I became the proud owner of his 2G. I’m basically in love with it and have spent much time cuddling it, getting it new apps and stopping just short of rubbing it against myself in a scary way. I’m in love.

This morning, I went to go purchase a pink case for it because I don’t want anything to happen to my little baby. As I walked down the aisle, I noticed a middle-aged gentleman scouting out the adult films, carefully hidden behind gray plastic. No one really wants to see anyone shopping for porn, but I sort of brushed it off. No big deal. Except for when I was walking back. I heard the man talking, saying, “Just a minute, honey! I’ll just be a second!”

HE WAS TALKING TO HIS CHILD. A little girl who couldn’t have been more than 7 years old. Um, really? This little expedition couldn’t wait until your daughter was away? This is some sort of a summer outing!?

Disturbing to say the least.

Moral of the story: leave your kids at home, peeps. At least for the more adult journeys and purchases.

I think that’s it. Please pray for me, as I’m currently stuck next to a woman who is peppering her poor husband with questions about using a “zipper drive”, what site he uses to “back up his internet computer” and how much “kag” of memory he has. Also, there are several small children singing and dancing around me, making me feel rather stabby. Oh, and if one more skycap nearly rams into me with a wheelchair, I’M GONNA SNAP.

Happy trails, kids! I’ll be back soon!

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