Conversations had in our house during a viewing of Benjamin Button…

Andrew magically procured a copy of Benjamin Button, and since I was feeling crappy last night, we curled up on the couch and watched it. If you don’t like spoilers or movies that weren’t necessarily obtained legally, than stop reading NOW.

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Me: “I’m really, really glad we aren’t paying for this.”

Andrew: “Oh, we are…”

Me: *looks confused*

Andrew: “WITH OUR TIME.”

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16,000 hours later because this movie is PAINFULLY LONG

Me: “Why does EVERY movie have to involve infidelity?! It’s so annoying!”

Andrew: “I think this is the one case when it’s acceptable.”

Me: “How?! Why is it EVER okay?”

Andrew: “If the father of your child who is aging backwards and is going to die wants to have sex with you, I’m totally OK with that.”

Me: “Ugh. I don’t like that. I don’t want you cheating with some alien *makes ET-like hand motion and alien noise*”

Andrew: “One of those things is much more likely. And you can totally cheat with someone who ages backwards.”

Me: “Well, you can’t!”

Andrew: “This is the dumbest conversation I’ve ever had.”

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